Cute

"But what about those features –the peacock’s tail, the elk’s antlers, the fantastic colorings and intricate scales of tropical fish—which seemed merely ornamental? They were there not to help a creature make a living but to help him get a mate. The male peacock has time to grow his tail, and the female peacock time to look at it and say, Cute.”

"The Fifth Blade" by Adam Gopnik

Just Tryin' Ta Live

I'm a ?

Look, I like "I'm a Flirt" by R. Kelly, but I'd really like to know when he is going to write "I'm a Catch." I feel like I'd relate to that one more. Maybe it can just be the remix?

Suck It Up, NLS

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*Thanks Jessica

Nicole is Hungry

I have a new secret food journal online!! You can a) search for it b) ask me where it lives. I don't think it needs some sort of perma-link on here.

Now

THIS is happening now...like all the time.

My Life, My Life, My Life, My Life

Most Played Songs on iTunes

How is this possible exactly?

Buzzed

"I wish we had some tunes. Early Van Halen or . . . you know what would be perfect right now? The Smiths. I’m serious. 'Girlfriend in a coma, I know, I know, it’s serious.'"

from Buzzed by Noah Baumbach

B.T.

So bummer times about me not updating this thing. I should probably just get a tumblr.