Fuck You and Your Underground

You know those songs that you don't listen to for years and then when you hear it again you're like, "holy shit this song is really rad - why haven't I been listening to it for the last few years?" I just had one of those moments with Blood Sausage's "Fuck You And Your Underground." Blood Sausage contained members of Huggy Bear, but I don't think they happened in the United States quite in the same way that the latter did. It's too bad, really. This song rules.

Blood Sausage - Fuck You And Your Underground

Mariah Carey Bling Blaww Wow

"All up in the blogs / sayin we met at the bar / when I don't even know who you are"

MARIAH CAREY ft GUCCI MANE - OBSESSED RMX

New Realization

I'm a teenage boy. My two primary hobbies are:

1. listening to bad, mainstream hip hop (Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, Odd Future...I could go on)
2. watching the NBA (and playing NBA Jam on my iPad)

In reality, I'm a twenty-six year old lady who loves boys, wears heels, and thinks obsessively about make-up. But I feel like this teenage boy thing may compose about 50% of my personality. "I'm a fuckin', walkin' paradox. No, I'm not."

Cool Kids Never Have the Time

So I've been going through a little Smashing Pumpkins thing the last couple of weeks. You know, as in, they're all I've been listening to. I think the time of year is to blame- those last few weeks before Spring officially hits. If Spring is the period of rebirth, then these weeks are when we take stock of the past and consider the future. And is the past anything but nostalgia? Anyway, I've been inspired to do a special little project which you'll see the results of very soon. In the mean time, can we just reflect on this moment in time? There was something so special about 1993-1995 and this band.

Hiding All The Time Destroys Me

Careful
"Drop your guard, I'll get to know you
Simon says it's time to move
And God only knows I think about you
Cause it's never time to show and prove
It's never time to show and prove"


Magnet's Coil
"I've gotta find a way to loosen up
I'm wound tighter than a magnet's coil
The longer I try to keep my mouth shut
The sooner little brain is gonna boil"

Not Too Amused
"When will you be through with me? I'd like to know
Everywhere I go I feel it
But I won't talk, I won't get stuck with you
Everyone's so lonely I dig it"

Together or Alone
"It was never my intention
To blindly feed the boy/girl game
I know romance isn't everything
But I'm obsessing just the same...

And could I help you grow? I guess we'll never know
Set up for a let-down
These things happen all the time
And I'm not longing to explore it again"


SEBADOH (why not?)

Top 10 of 2010

10. Freddie Gibbs - "Fuck the World"
9. Cali Swag District - Teach Me How to Dougie"*
8. Bun B ft. Slim Thug & Play N Skillz - Ridin Slow**
7. Waka Flocka Flame ft. Roscoe Dash & Wale - "No Hands"
6. Lil B - "I'm God"***
5. Rick Ross "B.M.F." and Young Jeezy "Death Before Dishonor"****
4. Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot... The Son of Chico Dusty*****
3. Gucci Mane - "Making Love to the Money," "Normal," "Long Money," and "Yeahh (Pop Your Back) Ft. Dorrough"******
2. Taio Cruz - Dynamite*******
1. Soulja Boy ft. Gucci Mane - "Pretty Boy Swag" remix********

* I love any song that involves a dance (even though they don't actually teach you how to do it), and I think this should be played at every NBA game for years to come.

** I may have picked this one only because of the fact that Bun B wears the Supreme "Get Your Shit Together" hat during the video.

*** My research indicated that this song actually came out in late December 2009. I didn't hear it until 2010, so it counts.

**** They're tied for number five because I love them equally for the very same reason.

***** Yes, this is an album, and it's the best album of the year by a landslide.

****** I couldn't decide! I think I just mean that Gucci Mane is my number one and number three picks for 2010.

******* I do throw my hands up in the air sometimes.

******** "THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY NEW LAMBO"

Like the Way It Hurts

There are so many things to love about Eminem feat Rhianna's new video "Love the Way You Lie." Here are my top 5:

1. Liberal use of Miller High Life bottles
2. Megan Fox in cut offs
3. The way Megan Fox and Dominic Monaghan lip sync to some of Eminem's lyrics when they initially start fighting ("Where you going?" "I'm leaving you" "No you ain't")
4. Eminem miming huffing paint
5. Megan spitting in Dominic's face

Str8 Killa

This is the best thing that happened to me all week, besides getting the Bummer Times pencils in the mail. Word on those to come.

Miracles

My Top 10 Moments in Insane Clown Posse's "Miracles"



"We don't have to be high to look in the sky"



"and everthing chilling underwater, please"



"Long neck giraffes and pet cats and dogs"



"I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids"



"Fucking rainbows after it rains"




"I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco Bay / It tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away"



"Fucking magnets, how do they work"



"and my little boy looks just like daddy"



"Magic everywhere in this bitch"



"So many miracles, the magic miracles"

Waste of Space

"wasted time, wasted day, waste a day, waste away, we're wasting away"

My Life, My Life, My Life, My Life

Most Played Songs on iTunes

How is this possible exactly?

I Blame My Environment

"I'm workin' on my future / why you need to know my history?" - Cam'ron

All Time Favorite Songs 6 - 10

6. "American Pie" - Don McLean
7. "It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)" - R.E.M.
8. "Beast of Burden" - Rolling Stones
9. "Nose Over Tail" - Alkaline Trio
10. "Free Bird" - Lynyrd Skynrd

We've Got to Get Ready for the Real World

Two of my favorite albums that I can't listen to on the train for fear of the sound sneaking past the confines of my headphones:

1. Sparkle & Fade by Everclear
2. From Under the Cork Tree by Fall Out Boy

I tried listening to the former today, and I was horrified when a pseudo-babe sat next to me this morning. I really need to keep myself in check.

Go ahead and break 'em off with a little preview of the remix...

"i listen to music to make me feel better. i listen to wolfie, mathlete, and the impossibles to make me smile. i listen to built to spill, modest mouse, belle and sebastian, elliott smith, and death cab for cutie to cry. i listen to weezer, the promise ring, the stereo, and the get up kids to feel something. i listen to alkaline trio because they make my body jump and scream and cry and smile and feel. i listen to the refused and the (international) noise conspiracy to think about more important things. i listen to commander venus and jawbreaker to sing so loud that my throat starts to hurt. my all time favorites are weezer, the promise ring, alkaline trio, and jawbreaker just because."

circa 2000


so much better stuff to come!!!!!!

Black _______

Black Eyes
Black Flag
Black Forest/Black Sea
Black Lips
Black Sabbath
Black Tambourine

NLS HD as of 1/25/2009

siamese dream

"lump" video update: so much jumping!

the first thing on my mind this morning was "i really want to listen to 'lump' by the presidents of the united states of america."