New Realization

I'm a teenage boy. My two primary hobbies are:

1. listening to bad, mainstream hip hop (Gucci Mane, Waka Flocka Flame, Odd Future...I could go on)
2. watching the NBA (and playing NBA Jam on my iPad)

In reality, I'm a twenty-six year old lady who loves boys, wears heels, and thinks obsessively about make-up. But I feel like this teenage boy thing may compose about 50% of my personality. "I'm a fuckin', walkin' paradox. No, I'm not."