4/05/2011

#GoMagic

For my 26th birthday, I flew to Orlando (with my mom) to see the Magic play the Washington Wizards. Mom was gracious enough to let me use her digital camera to document the experience, and I figured we might as well relive the whole thing.



I had to fight to get my picture taken with Dwight flying through the air prior to the start of the game. Watch him go!



...and your starting line up for the ORLANDO MAAAAGIIIIIC!!!



Dwight likes to do a little dance prior to the game to get his team mates pumped. He also likes to wear a different outfit from everyone else since he doesn't have any other distinguishing features.



It feels like maybe Stuff and J.J. Redick had a bit of a tiff here. My guess is that J.J. was jealous that he doesn't get to be a part of the starting line up while Stuff is allowed to do whatever the hell he wants.



Oh, did you miss John Wall dougie-ing before the game? Brandon Bass is not impressed. I was. Have you seen this kid dance?



Oh, what was that about dancing? Oh, no big deal, it's just the Magic Seniors doing their thang. I wish they had taught me how to dougie...



Patrick Ewing yells at Jameer Nelson. Quentin Richardson laughs. Everyone else makes some kind of stoic expression.



Stan Van Gundy is clearly mad at Ryan Anderson at this point. Miss too many threes, Ryan? Hedo's not mad at it.



You want to know how Stuff got here? Oh, he just slid down the handrail. NBD.



Dwight makes some jokes to entertain his teammates. Chris Duhon and Jameer Nelson laugh. Meanwhile, Quentin Richardson laughs at someone else's jokes. Does this guy have the best attitude in the entire league? He's never not smiling.



Why the long faces, Ryan and J.J.? You guys won by 25 points!



Earl Clark is aware of the score and makes plans to celebrate at the end of the game!


Shout outs to my mom, Dwight Howard, Stuff the Magic Dragon, Quentin Richardson's smile, and John Wall's dougie-ing for making this happen! LET'S GO MAGIC!

3/30/2011

Cool Kids Never Have the Time





















So I've been going through a little Smashing Pumpkins thing the last couple of weeks. You know, as in, they're all I've been listening to. I think the time of year is to blame- those last few weeks before Spring officially hits. If Spring is the period of rebirth, then these weeks are when we take stock of the past and consider the future. And is the past anything but nostalgia? Anyway, I've been inspired to do a special little project which you'll see the results of very soon. In the mean time, can we just reflect on this moment in time? There was something so special about 1993-1995 and this band.

3/27/2011

There Ain't No Easy Way out





















After that last roll of film disappointment, I've been very cautious when taking pictures. As in, I didn't take any at all. These are very strange. Also, I am in all of them. And I wish I had a cat.

3/18/2011

Time To Move On







My new zine, Time To Move On, came out today on NSEW Press. 28 pages, B&W, stapled. 15 portraits I've taken over the last couple of years, including Lil Kim, and each copy comes with a signed color print (in a tie dyed envelope). It's available for purchase at NSEW Press's shop.

3/15/2011

All Over the Web



Oh hey! I put my website back up, and there is loads of new stuff on it!

www.bummertimes.com

3/14/2011

Some Women are Born Beautiful



















She-Devil, 1989 starring Roseanne Barr and Meryl Streep

3/12/2011

Shit From An Old Notebook

Today Jessica and I spent all day working on my zine that she's putting out on her press, NSEW Press. (Go to her site! You can move around those pieces on the screen and make your own collage!) I'm really excited about it, and there will be more information about it very, very soon. In honor of the upcoming zine, I thought it'd be fun to post some covers of some old ones that I've made over the last 8 or so years. And, no, I will not be posting any of the insides here. Aren't these embarrassing enough? I, for one, am looking forward to the future.










"THE FUTURE IS HERE / LOOK IN THE MIRROR"

3/07/2011

Roseanne Barr & The Loose Meat Sandwiches



"Where are you going?" - Roseanne

"Oh to watch the game" - Darlene

"On TV?" - Roseanne

"No, the Bulls and Knicks are actually coming over and playing in our living room" - Darlene

from "Fathers & Daughters," Season 2 Episode 23 of Roseanne

3/01/2011

Is as Deep as Dawson's Creek and Shit



with Jessica Williams







with Heron



These were all drawn on my iPad. If you wanna come over and draw on a liquid crystal display with me, just holler. I'm usually just watching Roseanne.