Where Pizza Doesn't Make You Fat

...and from today's twitter feed:

Dream world: everyone has an iPhone and wants to emoji all day long

Dream world: there is no nba lockout and you have courtside season tickets

Dream world: the boy you like likes you back and wants to buy watermelon vans for your baby

Dream world: drinking doesn't cause a hangover and pizza doesn't make you fat

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