Roseanne Barr & The Loose Meat Sandwiches

"Where are you going?" - Roseanne

"Oh to watch the game" - Darlene

"On TV?" - Roseanne

"No, the Bulls and Knicks are actually coming over and playing in our living room" - Darlene

from "Fathers & Daughters," Season 2 Episode 23 of Roseanne

List of TV Show Finales I Remember Crying During

Full House
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Dawson's Creek
Roswell
Gilmore Girls

and probably Lost sometime in the next two and a half hours.

Inconsistent

Age ain't nothing but a number, I guess.

The Internet According to Buffy

Jenny Calendar: Honestly, what is it about them that bothers you so much?

Giles: The smell.

Jenny Calendar: Computers don't smell, Rupert.

Giles: I know. Smell is the most powerful trigger to the memory there is. A certain flower, or a-a whiff of smoke can bring up experiences long forgotten. Books smell musty and-and-and rich. The knowledge gained from a computer is a - it, uh, it has no-no texture, no-no context. It's-it's there and then it's gone. If it's to last, then-then the getting of knowledge should be, uh, tangible.

Circa 1997