Time To Move On

My new zine, Time To Move On, came out today on NSEW Press. 28 pages, B&W, stapled. 15 portraits I've taken over the last couple of years, including Lil Kim, and each copy comes with a signed color print (in a tie dyed envelope). It's available for purchase at NSEW Press's shop.

All Over the Web

Oh hey! I put my website back up, and there is loads of new stuff on it!

www.bummertimes.com

Some Women are Born Beautiful

She-Devil, 1989 starring Roseanne Barr and Meryl Streep

Shit From An Old Notebook

Today Jessica and I spent all day working on my zine that she's putting out on her press, NSEW Press. (Go to her site! You can move around those pieces on the screen and make your own collage!) I'm really excited about it, and there will be more information about it very, very soon. In honor of the upcoming zine, I thought it'd be fun to post some covers of some old ones that I've made over the last 8 or so years. And, no, I will not be posting any of the insides here. Aren't these embarrassing enough? I, for one, am looking forward to the future.










"THE FUTURE IS HERE / LOOK IN THE MIRROR"

Roseanne Barr & The Loose Meat Sandwiches

"Where are you going?" - Roseanne

"Oh to watch the game" - Darlene

"On TV?" - Roseanne

"No, the Bulls and Knicks are actually coming over and playing in our living room" - Darlene

from "Fathers & Daughters," Season 2 Episode 23 of Roseanne

Is as Deep as Dawson's Creek and Shit

with Jessica Williams







with Heron



These were all drawn on my iPad. If you wanna come over and draw on a liquid crystal display with me, just holler. I'm usually just watching Roseanne.

I'm A Fuckin' Walkin' Paradox

So I turned 26, saw the Orlando Magic play, and went to Disney World all with this thing on my camera lens! What a bummer, huh?

Don't Even Bother To Use My Brain Anymore - There's Nothing Left In It!

Come on, you can't say you didn't see this one coming! I'm surprised it's taken this long, honestly.

All Up In The Motherfuckin' Tall Can Face

Second image by Andrew Kenney

Hiding All The Time Destroys Me

Careful
"Drop your guard, I'll get to know you
Simon says it's time to move
And God only knows I think about you
Cause it's never time to show and prove
It's never time to show and prove"


Magnet's Coil
"I've gotta find a way to loosen up
I'm wound tighter than a magnet's coil
The longer I try to keep my mouth shut
The sooner little brain is gonna boil"

Not Too Amused
"When will you be through with me? I'd like to know
Everywhere I go I feel it
But I won't talk, I won't get stuck with you
Everyone's so lonely I dig it"

Together or Alone
"It was never my intention
To blindly feed the boy/girl game
I know romance isn't everything
But I'm obsessing just the same...

And could I help you grow? I guess we'll never know
Set up for a let-down
These things happen all the time
And I'm not longing to explore it again"


SEBADOH (why not?)